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The Bosses
You found it. The real reason this website exists — or at least, the real reason I get up in the morning. Meet Solo and Luca. They review every blog post (mostly by sitting on the keyboard at the wrong moment).
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Solo
Chief of Security. Responsible for alerting the household to squirrels, delivery drivers, and suspicious leaves. Specializes in strategic nap placement on laptops.
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Luca
Head of Morale. Expert in the ancient art of looking very sad until treats appear. Also a surprisingly good rubber duck for debugging Go code.
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The Dynamic Duo
hint: try the Konami Code on any page (up up down down...)